The Drinks Menu: Every Pouch We Stock That Tastes Like a Beverage

Somewhere between restocks, the shop quietly assembled a full drinks menu. Coffee. An energy drink. Lemonade. Two colas. Nobody planned this, nobody ordered it, and yet when I lined the cans up they sorted themselves by strength like they knew what they were doing. The menu opens at 6mg with breakfast and closes at 30 with last call. Read it in order.

Morning: coffee, two ways

ZYN Coffee Mini reads like a dark mocha, roasted coffee up front, chocolate underneath, a nougat sweetness on the back. No cream, no sugar, no oat-milk discourse. The 6mg Mini is the easy order: small, discreet, finished before your actual coffee goes cold. It's also the gentlest thing on this entire menu, which tells you something about where the rest of this article is heading.

Want the same cup with a longer pour? Coffee Slim runs the identical mocha profile at 11mg in the long format, more gumline contact, steadier release, an espresso shot instead of drip. If the Mini/Slim distinction is still abstract to you, I covered exactly this earlier in the week.

Mid-afternoon: the energy drink

Iceberg Energy is an energy drink in a pouch and makes no apologies about it: tart citrus up front, a sweet syrupy body, a faint guarana edge on the back. It is unmistakably That Can, minus the can. 12mg puts it mid-tier, enough presence to carry the concept. One clarification before the emails arrive: it borrows the taste, not the function. The active ingredient here is the usual one, so don't fire your espresso machine. Very Iceberg, this pouch, a flavor no sensible brand would attempt, executed well enough that you stop asking why. We reviewed their whole weird catalog if you want the gummy bears too.

Last call: Pablo runs the soda fountain

Here's where the menu stops being cute. All three sodas belong to Pablo Exclusive, and the entire line pours at 30mg, the strongest shelf in the shop, ranked accordingly.

Cola is the straightest pour: dark cola syrup, fizzy on the open, caramel on the finish. No fruit, no menthol, no tricks. Cherry Cola takes the same glass and pulls ripe dark cherry through it, fizzy on the front, syrupy on the finish. And Lemonade is the contrarian: sharp lemon zest, tart rather than sweet, a slight cooling on the back end. It's the only thing at this fountain that doesn't taste like dessert.

Now the warning, and I mean it: do not order a 30 because cola sounds friendly. The flavor is a costume; underneath is the heaviest nicotine in the building. If 30mg is an abstract number to you, read the strength explainer first, and if you're weighing Pablo lines against each other, know the difference before you order.

Honorable mention from the fruit aisle

ZYN Red Berry Fizz didn't make the official menu because it's filed under fruit, but let's be honest about what "fizz" means: it's a berry soda. Strawberry, raspberry, and cranberry over a soda-style sparkle at 11mg, with the cranberry adding a tart edge so it never goes flat sweet. It already got its due in the fruit ranking. Consider this its drinks-menu visa.

Order in one move

• Coffee person: ZYN Coffee Mini, 6mg. Move to the Slim 11 when the cup keeps ending too soon.
• Energy drink loyalist: Iceberg Energy, 12mg. The taste of the can. Keep your actual caffeine plans separate.
• Soda, with an established tolerance: Cola if you're a purist, Cherry Cola if you want fruit in it, Lemonade if you want tart. All 30mg. All serious.
• New here: nothing past the coffee, and honestly, start with the beginner guide before that.

Everything on the menu is $9.99 a can, every strength, with 5, 10, 25, and 50-can packs once something becomes your regular. The coffee lives with ZYN, the energy drink with Iceberg, and the soda fountain in Pablo Exclusive.

WARNING: This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical.